Liv Tyler is really gorgeous.

But this is the most disturbing thing. I feel like this tee shirt looks like the sort of thing they showed patients in Ye Olde Sanitarium (in, you know, Olden Times), asked them what they saw in it, and then when the patient said, like, “That’s what it looks like inside me head, guv’ner” (that’s Cockney Olden Times) or “that’s what happens in a Praying Mantis Whorehouse,” or, “You know, the gruel here is terrible. Have you people never heard of cumin?”  the Psychiatrist nodded gravely and stroked his bread* and made a note and said, “MmmMMM” and then started wondering how soon he could schedule the Secret Lobotomy (reading lots of trashy books has taught me that, in Olden Times, the vast majority of lobotomies were Secret — as of course were most affairs, many babies, and several marriages). Dramatic fictional material but perhaps not ideal for wearing around.

*I am leaving this typo because I find it hilarious. WHAT I WAS HUNGRY WHEN I WROTE THIS.

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