Oh dear God. I should have known this day would come.

2010 Hollywood Shotgun Sporting Clays Invitational Benefiting City Of Hope Bone Marrow Donor Program

I’m sorry, Phoebe. I take back everything I ever said — everything! This particular ensemble is particularly fetching! There is nothing more delightful than a velvet jacket and pirate boots on a ninety-degree day! PLEASE DON’T SHOOT.