I didn’t watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, but if I had — and Kylie had been mic’ed — I suspect I would have heard her crying, “GREETINGS AMERICANS! I AM WORKING A TURBAN!”

Kylie Minogue seen waving to the crowd during Thanksgiving Parade in New York City

I’m not going to argue with that, but I am going to open the floor to a discussion about that coat. I both kind of like it AND feel like it looks like it was constructed out of the remnants of a very fancy bathmat. That being said, the heater in my apartment has stopped working — and I’m moving in three weeks, so I decided I didn’t care enough to deal with it and thus am working in a coat with the oven on, and may eventually move to working from INSIDE the oven — so it’s possible that my brain has frozen into a place where it makes sense to wear a bathmat.