Aw, it’s been a while since we’ve WAGged it up on GFY. Here is Abbey Clancy, wife of England footballer Peter Crouch (no relation, presumably, to Barty Crouch of Harry Potter fame).
She may also be angling to add “The Official Thighs of Nair” to her resume.
Or “The Official Buttocks of Put-It-Away County”:
I think she owes herself an apology.
[Photos: Pacific Coast News]