I have long thought, and continue to think, that Whitney Port is really quite beautiful (she also looks like my sister, to me, and therefore I have fond feelings toward her just based on that alone):

But I’m pretty sure this is cracked out. I mean, if you are coming home from Studio 54 and it turns out that the streets of the city have unexpectedly flooded — much as in the episode of Passions wherein a tsunami hits the town of Harmony and one of the characters ended up forced to surf home. On a coffin. I believe, perhaps, on her OWN coffin. DEFINITELY the coffin of someone she knew — then it’s a very stylish way to avoid getting your hem drenched. If not, though…I’m not so sure I buy it.

What say you? Hit the comments and weigh in.