I am so sad that Carine Roitfeld is stepping down as editrix of French Vogue, because there aren’t many people in this world who really wear that sassy “trix” suffix as well as she does.

But no worries — I am pretty sure there are some lost figure skating souls who desperately need a fairy godmother. Or an overlord. She’d work as both. Unretire, Johnny Weir! You two could make magic together. Preferably on Bravo.