I’m having a hard time getting too enthused about this one way or another.
I am sure that ribbon halter is hella expensive, but it photographs like it’s Dior for Target — you know, kind of cheap-shiny, and won’t lie straight. I also might wish the dress were just cocktail-length, or just long, as opposed to trying to have both. I don’t know. I’m not mad at it? Apparently it echoes my feelings about Portman herself: a whole lot of, “Eh, sure, whatever.” My cup does not run over with joy nor loathing. Instead, my cup sits placidly, wondering metaphorical thoughts about its level of fullness.
This is where you come in:
- It's gorgeous (31%, 2,582 Votes)
- It's ghoulish (10%, 831 Votes)
- It's grossly... average. (59%, 4,884 Votes)
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