For the talk-show circuit, Jennifer got to break the Dior streak, picking J. Mendel instead.

The leather jacket goes a long way, but the dress underneath… The slice of midriff almost looks more like a popped seam, and the skirt looks like a ode to jacked-up control top nylons. I have never in my life wanted an ode to jacked-up control top nylons, although back in the day I certainly composed a few very rude sentences about them which one could interpret as “impromptu poems.” And, as many a pair of actual nylons before it, Jennifer’s skirt developed a hole in the thigh somewhere between here and when she sat down on the Letterman couch, and she was talking about it and trying to cover it up as the interview proceeded (which ended in her underneath a quilt). I suppose an unsightly ladder is at least verisimilitude.

Do you j'adore?

  • No, but at least it's not Dior. (50%, 2,071 Votes)
  • No. WHITHER her Dior? (7%, 281 Votes)
  • Yes, I want MORE. (14%, 559 Votes)
  • No. I abhor. (29%, 1,209 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,120

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