I’ve prayed on it, and I think I’d like this dress more if it decided what it wanted to be:

The top and the skirt wings are one dress; the floral pattern is wholly another. I’d also argue that the TOP of this dress is one dress, and the bottom is wholly another. I’d ALSO argue that these are two dresses that would be very VERY happy living together on adjacent hangers, but probably not on the same human at the same time.  All that said…I am still not totally mad at it. Has this Xanax FINALLY kicked in??

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