I decided that Eva Longoria is running some kind of scam on Freida Pinto and the rest of the L’Oreal women wherein she somehow manages to snag all the best dresses for herself and leaves them with the Wonky One. Look, it’s something her Desperate Housewives character would have done, and now that the show’s over, she needs SOME kind of outlet.

Or is it not that bad? Sound off in the comments.