Well, as usual, her hair leaves me colder than a Diet Coke in the snow.

But the dress… I want to like it for its oxymoronic groovy simplicity, but every time I look at her torso, I get scared that she’s undergoing a spontaneous thoracotomy.

Diagnose her:

  • Healthy (64%, 5,585 Votes)
  • "These are your lungs. These are your lungs on nicotine." (36%, 3,154 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,739

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