I decided these two traded outfits at the last second, because Biel got sick of people raising an eyebrow at all the bridal white she kept wearing. That, or she’s rebelling now that she’s out from under Timberlake’s iron fashion thumb. Now, I just crawled out of a YouTube wormhole that involved, in no particular order, the final fight from The Last Dragon, a home video set to the Spanish version of “I’m Too Sexy,” and whatever we could find of Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly. I’m just telling you this as full disclosure, in case said wormhole has made me insane and/or incoherent. Or both.
First up: Biel.
- Love it (51%, 3,187 Votes)
- It's an IMPROVEMENT, but... (42%, 2,579 Votes)
- Eek. (7%, 445 Votes)
Total Voters: 6,212
Round 2: Beckinsale
- That is so pretty (23%, 1,262 Votes)
- That is problematic, but I like the idea (52%, 2,816 Votes)
- That is putrescent-adjacent. Or, full-on putrescent. Whichever. (24%, 1,322 Votes)
Total Voters: 5,400