I think Angie Harmon is so extremely pretty, and she was also my favorite Law & Order ADA — a very important determination every woman must make after careful, measured consideration — which always prejudices me in her favor in a way which is possibly unfair. Abbie Carmichael was just always so straight-forwardly grossed out by various crimes, as well illustrated in this clip here, captured by our friend and Previously.TV head honcho, Tara Ariano:

Hands down the greatest moment of Angie Harmon’s career/life.

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So I WANT to like this. You know, for her. And there are things about it that I appreciate:

However, when I saw it, the thought that popped into my head was, “this would look GREAT on Britney,” and now I can’t unsee that, y’all.

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