First of all, I once worked with Marisa Tomei here on a TV project, and I feel it is my duty to tell you that she is really — REALLY — good looking in person. She would be talking to me about things and I would be thinking, “your skin is FANTASTIC.”

As is, I think, this look:

I know this has got that kind of weird Structured Hips Shenanigans Issue happening, but I can’t help it: I love the color and the shiny and the shiny and the color, and I think she’s old enough — which sounds rude, but I mean it in the sense of Sartorial Maturity, not Old Hagginess — to pull it off without looking silly.

But let’s take a look at what she wore next:

Let’s take stock here: I love a caftan. I love this color. And while I approve of this dress IN GENERAL, and I know I just said I think Tomei’s got the right Fashion Gravitas for certain things, I can’t help but that this looks too OLD for her. On Helen Mirren? Awesome. On Tomei? Not so sure.

What do you think?

  • I love it. (43%, 3,292 Votes)
  • Meh. (48%, 3,675 Votes)
  • White hot blinding hatred. (10%, 766 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,733

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