I should create a macro on my computer for the words “such a pretty face,” because I ALWAYS think that about Rihanna, who has been doing stunning minimalist makeup work on her glorious cranial DNA whilst shoehorning the rest of her assets into … things that give me questions. Like so:

That thing is both Champagne colored and like a badly poured glass of it: bubbling right up out of the glass and over the side, fizzing sloppily, a pricey waste.

[Photo: Getty]

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