The state of daytime soaps is so lamentable — THERE ARE ONLY FOUR LEFT; hug them while you can — that this year, they broadcast the Emmys on… HLN. Yes, the network formerly known as CNN Headline News, or CNN2, or That Place They Put The Newsreaders Who Aren’t Good Enough For Shows Where They Have Fancy TV Monitors And Get To Talk To People.

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