Paris Hilton was hired to DJ in Brazil, because if there’s anything Paris Hilton is known for, it’s OBVIOUSLY her mad DJ skillz.
And if there’s anything DJs in GENERAL are known for, it’s posing in the backstage area of their venues dressed like a stripper who performs solely to Gaga/Nicki Minaj mash-ups and calls herself “Lady Gaginaj.” Which sounds like a great new euphemism. “Did you hear? Jennifer Love Hewitt is writing a how-to book about Bedazzling your Lady Gaginaj! I can’t want to buy it.” So, thanks for that, anyway.