On one hand, thank god she didn’t wear this to sing for the Queen.

On the other hand, I kind of wish she had, because the CAPS LOCK-y post it would have produced would have been entertaining for me to write. All, “HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE CROWN?!” and “WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY” and “THAT WOODCHUCK WHO MAULED YOU EN ROUTE TO THE EVENT ACTED IN THE SERVICE OF THE QUEEN!” and “WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN MARKY MARK DISCOVERS YOU STOLE THE COMMEMORATIVE PANTS FROM HIS FUNKY BUNCH GOOD VIBRATIONS TOUR?!” and “GOOD DAY — I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!”

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