a) Discussing the excerpt of Fire and Fury that ran on NYMag.com;
b) Just now realizing that she misunderstood and thought Donald Trump and his cohorts had been losing their minds about Fates and Furies, which is an entirely different situation altogether, and maybe I can relate to that problem;
c) Discovering she’s not hosting the Idol reboot, but rather just some slapdash FOX attempt to cover that loss with another pseudo-revolutionary singing show nobody cares about;
d) Impressed by how good her boobs look;
e) Really regretting wearing a non-shirt because when she’s sitting down it’s pretty much all anyone is going to stare at, and her eyes are UP HERE, thanks.