Oh, Erdem. Erdem, Erdem, Erdem. This looks like someone stole a window treatment from Buckingham Palace, then drank too much absinthe and fed it to a sewing machine, and the punishment from the police was, “Oh, no no no, you DEFINITELY have to wear this in public.” Back in 2016, Jessica wrote of this outfit, “Wearing this in public while basically everyone is skittering off for her holiday break is like the sartorial equivalent of announcing your high profile divorce at 5 p.m. on December 30th: Cross your fingers no one really notices.” Whoops! We did. Twice.