Severance threw a For Your Consideration event for the Emmys, as if we could forget to consider it (we are not severed). And my placeholder headline for the post was “Severance FYC,” which reminded me of all the soccer teams that have an “FC” at the end of their names. Now, all I want is for Lumon to have a company-wide soccer game, which would be sort of complicated given that no one knows how many people work there, but if they can make a trippy Music Dance Experience happen then I have every confidence they can tinker with a form of P.E.

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