So, yesterday, I almost ascribed Eva Longoria’s peekaboo outfit to some pre-Cannes crazy, until I remembered she does that a lot. But maybe I spoke too soon.

CLEARLY, the poor girl has Cannes Fever. I hear the prescription for that is more cowbell, but I’m not sure how that would look with her fancy shower curtain. Maybe she could hang it from the hem that’s scraping her crotch, like some kind of modesty chime.

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