Can we all agree that this translucency thing is over now?

Wear a mini-skirt, or wear a dress. Make up your mind. I’m so tired of the whole “I have been doing yoga every day for a year so my legs are awesome and I want you to know that but I totally forgot to pack my razor and I didn’t have time to go to a drugstore and the spa at my hotel didn’t have any waxer appointments and that is why God invented filmy curtains” thing, because there are only so many times I can SAY that without falling asleep midstream.