I can’t ding Taylor for this — she looks lovely, even if the detailing at the bottom sort of looks like something was accidentally sheared off this dress in a tragical meat-slicer accident:

Is it a little snoozy? Sure. Is it a little bridal? Yep. But she looks very pretty, and I’m grateful that she has branched away from the sparkles, at least for the moment. Not that I don’t wholeheartedly EMBRACE a sparkle — I’m writing this from inside a sequin factory — but it had all gotten a little predictable from T. Swift.

See what I mean? Although, actually, I love this. SO SHINY. I CAN’T FIGHT IT.