I was just reading about Chloe’s new perfume — it’s “Régime des Fleurs’ provocative take on Sevigny’s favorite bloom—the rose. Dewy, romantic and fleshy, with a woody musk finish. With black tea, bleeding heart, blackcurrant bud, peony, palo santo incense, pomelo, honeysuckle and a precious Ottoman rose absolute,” and honestly that sounds amazing? — but NO ONE informed me that it would somehow seduce its wearer into tacking the top half of Belle’s Beauty and the Beast costume to a pair of jeans. That’s a very dangerous side effect!