First and foremost: That jewelry is AMAZING, and the color story of the dress and the emeralds fills me with joy. It’s glorious. (Bonus points for how well she coordinates with the pink carpet, too.)

Secondmost, this is just good:

2018 MTV Video Music Awards

It’s VERY bosomy, as your elderly grandma might say — and what am I if not your elderly grandma? — but her décolletage is lovely (there’s some more grandma talk for you there), and she just had a baby so her bazooms are probably unpredictable (that’s a line from a wackier grandma).  I, in fact, think she looks so great that I looked at this for like an hour before I noticed that it only has one sleeve! CARRY ON, CARDI B.

[Photos: JOHN NACION/]