This particular day in court sounds like it was uneventful — Cardi B’s lawyers want some Instagram posts to bolster their case; a subpoena was denied by Facebook; the judge’s jurisdiction may be limited; the end — but Cardi swanned in there anyway like a high-fashion Dementor. I do not condone what she allegedly did, but is it wrong that I am already looking forward to her next court date in January? Where can she go from this? Will she next come dressed as Harry’s Patronus?
