As if there aren’t enough ways one could face-plant on the way in to a fashion show, the Calvin Klein folks filled the venue with popcorn. I have notes. One, I am astonished that the women in heels gingerly teetering to their seats didn’t topple over multiple times; two, that is an enormous, flashy, conspicuous waste of foodstuffs. Why are you filling this place with delicious popcorn if no one can eat it? I mean… I guess if your life’s goal is to eat the ground on which Nicole Kidman walks, then this would be wish fulfillment, but for the rest of us it’s just disrespectful to snacks.

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