I generally like Erdem, as you guys know, but this is a crock-pot full of crazy:

I’ve spent the last twenty minutes to figure out if there IS a woman who could successfully wear this. Keira? Lupita? Blanchett? Carey Mulligan? J. Lo?  And every person I imagine modeling in it, best case scenario is, “Well, SHE looks great, but that dress is crackers. It’s like Laura Ingalls Wilder time-travelled to the present day and just couldn’t even.”

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