“Well, hi, there, everyone!”

“Thank you, I do like my outfit! It’s so nice to– wait, what do you mean this is better than my other dress? Which other dress do you mean? Are people still talking about that silly old thing? Surely not!  I’d already forgotten, myself. LET’S ALL JUST FORGET AND MOVE ON AND NOT TALK ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN.”

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