The good news here is that this garment is, well, recognizable as such. It’s not strung together by shoelaces, and there is no macrame, no The World Is My Coachella Tent aesthetic. Sure, it looks a little bit like a human pair of Pilgrim shoes, but it’s fine! I don’t hate it! Milquetoast compliments!
There is bad news, though, and you already know where I’m going with this: her eye-shadow. Generally, unless you are dressing up as a demon, no one should ever try red eye-shadow. She looks terrible, like she has ocular sun blisters. It makes me want to lie down in a darkened room with cucumbers over mine.
