If you have the stones to wear this suit, you have the stones to FINISH THE JOB. Wearing beige heels with this is like going out to kidnap someone and settling for locking them in an ATM vestibule. And it’s not THAT HARD. Wear NAVY. NAVY SHOES. Must I do EVERYTHING? (Because, honestly, that’s fine.)

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