Patricia Arquette: Okay, Ang, what’s the plan?

Angela Bassett: We are going to smile and we are going to act like there is NOT a third person missing. We are going to Keep Calm and Pants On. We are going to be PROFESSIONALS.

Patricia: Got it.

Angela: Also, we’re gonna leave JUST enough questions about our pants hems that people will very distracted and won’t think to ask where Felicity is.

Patricia: You’re a genius. You know what, I’m gonna throw in some crotch wrinkles, too. It’ll kill on the blogs.

Angela: YES. And how about a little light cameltoe?

Patricia: Perfect.

Angela: It is HANDLED.

Patricia: Handled.

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