I’m not sure that I’m much of a fan of Salma’s dress:

It’s leather, but it looks like the kind of picnic tablecloth you wipe down after popsicles at the park with the kids, and the shrug looks like a down-market version of what J Lo wore to the Met Ball, despite the fact that it may actually be and in fact probably is the same shrug. (Perhaps it, like a vampire, doesn’t fare well in full sunlight).


I AM a fan of her spending as much time with Antonio Banderas as possible, if this is the kind of thing we’re going to get.  Especially because the expression on her face here, and in most of the photos with him, is totally, “Oh, ANTONIO. I can’t believe you’re making me do this. OH FINE. It’s Cannes!”