Cannes is such a nice, reliable good time, where every day you wake up knowing you’re gonna get GOWNS and plenty of them. All the buzz is that this will be a real drag of a summer movie season — there isn’t even ANYTHING new opening this weekend, I don’t think?!? — so we might need to invent a few more festivals to get our fix now.

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