There are so many events at Cannes that are called, like WOMEN ARE VALUABLE MEMBERS OF SOCIETY Presented By Chopard. (Although, in fairness, this was a L’Oreal event.) I appreciate the sentiment and also I imagine all the actresses at this event would just be pleased with pay equity!  Anyway, meanwhile, Simone Ashley nailed one of her best looks ever, and Helen Mirren appeared. As if by magic! (I kid. She probably took a plane like everyone else.)

[Photos: Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L’Oreal Paris]