In my imagination, Kate and Meghan had a lengthy text convo about the various outfits they would be wearing this weekend:
KATE: I’m going to do navy on Saturday. Is that scandalous???
MEGHAN: I’m sure it’s fine. Right?
KATE: And a headband!
MEGHAN: Well, I figured.
KATE: You did?!
MEGHAN: You love a headband!
KATE: That’s true. Sometimes I make Wills wear them around the house, but then his big head stretches them out and I regret it.
MEGHAN: I was thinking I might wear vintage. But maybe I’ll just wear something that FEELS vintage.
KATE: Ooooh! Fun. But not inappropriately fun.
MEGHAN: Question: Will we get in trouble if I “accidentally” spill a drink on Andrew?
KATE: You have no idea how many times I’ve “accidentally” spilled things on Andrew. Three Christmases ago, I managed to knock the entire fondue fountain into him. It was amazing. Harry should have pictures.
MEGHAN: And people think we don’t get along.
