I’m worried about Heidi Klum this year. Her annual Halloween bash, which she’s thrown since 2000, clearly can’t happen; what will she do without spending hours upon hours transforming herself into something truly weird and/or alarming? Maybe she’ll do it ANYWAY, although her most recent Instagram post was of her husband in a bathtub looking contemplatively at his crotch, so unless THAT is going to be her costume, I feel like she might have to give it a miss this year. It will leave a hole in all our hearts if she does, but then, just IMAGINE the shenanigans she will get up to next year. It’s almost enough to get me there.

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