Memo to Not-So-Drunkface McCord:

2011 People's Choice Announcement in Los Angeles, CA

Although you are rather good on 90210 this season, there is but one woman on 90210 Past, Present, or Future who can pull off wearing a tie with elan. And it is not, my darling, you.

This is what I’m talking about:

96552_brendaw.jpg

See what I mean? Walsh is selling it. You look like a refugee from the Nerd Herd. Please work on this and get back to me.

Thanks!

Your faithful viewer,
Jessica