Points of interest:

1) Gabrielle “Andrea Zuckerman” Carteris IS ALIVE.

2) And she looks almost exactly the same as she did in 1993. This is the benefit of playing a teenager when you are approximately 35. When you are actually 50, you look comparatively spring-chicken-y.

3) Where ever fictional Andrea Zuckerman is today, I bet you $100 this is actually exactly what she is wearing. I also bet that she’s yelling at someone about something sanctimoniously. It’s okay, Andrea: They deserve it.