Very little really needs to be said here.
If the movie of The Royal We ever gets made, I hope he auditions for Nick, so that a) we can blackmail our way into the audition room, where b) we will sit in dark glasses and turbans, nibbling on silver cigarette holders that are empty, taking important-looking notes; and c) so that he can get the part and then Mae Whitman can make out with him copiously. We’re just looking out for her best interests, y’all. It’s SELFLESS.
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