Yes, I’m fusing Afternoon Man with Afternoon Chat, so that we can all just hunker down and work through our loving feelings for Once, Twice, Three Times a Darcy:

Well, three, if you count that horrid second Bridget Jones movie, which I only did for the wordplay’s sake. Also, intriguing decision to let him stand in front of a poster that makes it look like Monty Python is about to shoot him in the head. The Firth is a precious resource, people. Do not squander it.

Let’s make it a tougher discussion today: ASIDE from Bridget Jones and the Pride and Prejudice in which lakewater romances his manly form, which is your favorite Firth? Here is a cheat sheet.

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