HAVE YOU HEARD? Lifetime — which brought you such cinematic masterworks as The Client List, the Lilo tour de force Liz and Dick, and a bizarre movie about JK Rowling — is MAKING AN UNAUTHORIZED MOVIE ABOUT BEVERLY HILLS 90210. This is quite obviously the best thing that has ever happened.
Let’s decide whom they ought to cast. On Twitter yesterday, we were throwing around the idea of making everyone PLAY THEMSELVES, which I think is a great idea (it’s not like any of them are working), so feel free to be as UNREALISTIC AS POSSIBLE. For example, I honestly think Helen Mirren would make a TRANSPORTING Andrea Zuckerman.