LUCY PUNCH: My dress represents all the psychological and sexual knots Woody likes to tie his characters into. Really. It does. It has NOTHING to do with wanting you to fixate on my erogenous zones.
WOODY ALLEN: I’m so depressed. I’m standing next to a beautiful woman who had the Cub Scouts of the USA lock her crotch for a knot-tying merit badge, and a woman who is over 40. Isn’t it in my contract that I refuse to be seen with women who are over 40?
GEMMA JONES: Oh, shut it, Woody, I’m internationally beloved for being in Sense and Sensibility and Bridget Jones’ Diary and starring as Madam Pomfrey in the Harry Potter movies. And incidentally, I’m supposedly excellent in your latest. So have a coffee and smile and let’s get through this so I can go back to churning butter and sculpting your face out of cheese curd.