We already spent some time today with Emily Ratajkowski in a bulky outfit, but clearly we had to go back for more because THIS outfit is special; this one invokes the memory of Prince IN SWEATER FORM. And not the kind you’d find in a secondhand store. This is a $220 made-to-ordeer sweater from a company called Knitwrth, and yes, he stares at you from both the front and the back:

Celebrity Sightings In New York City - October 16, 2022

Reader, I laughed. This whole photoshoot felt like wandering around with her son specifically so the paps would catch wind of her Prince garb, and you know what? Yay. If she just wants our extra time and our blog-kiss, well, this is an extremely amusing way to do it. I can’t decide which ones I would wear. Very probably The Spice Girls. Although Hannibal Lecter would be an amusing swerve. SOMEONE needs the cast of The Sopranos? I want to see Robert Pattinson wearing Robert Pattinson. And if they sent Florence Pugh in Midsommar to Olivia Wilde, I genuinely think she’d wear it to the supermarket. And Bjork would wear this skirt of herself while wearing that exact turtleneck. I can feel it in my bones. ORDER UP, Hollywood!

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