I had been wondering where Cardi was during the Hustlers fest, as she’s in it, and I guess the answer is, “At the upholsterer.”
Also, for all we know, this is Cardi B’s body double. It could be Cardi B-Side. Richard Quinn has been sitting RIGHT HERE this WHOLE TIME with a solution for celebrities who don’t feel like walking the red carpet, or don’t want to talk about a particular topic (or else can’t do it with a straight face): Just hire someone to pour themselves into one of these and send them out there, while you curl up at home in your jammies and stream Succession. Finally, a way for Gwyneth Paltrow to cover her disdain! Everyone, all aboard the Quinn train.
