We need to talk about what’s going on with Thomas Jane.
After the Chicken Feet Incident — which, not for nothing, I am taking personally, as I personally happen to have a phobia of chicken feet (much as Tyra has a crippling phobia of dolphins, except not dumb) — now Jane is back to no shoes at all. This is at The Grove, LA’s HIGHLY trafficked out-door mall (also one of the best places in town to spot a celeb, if you want to. I once saw Luis from Passions at the Crate and Barrel there, and had to sit down, he looked so hot in person. And yes, if you read Spoiled, that IS in the book. I also was once walking behind two girls and thought, “those two girls TOTALLY think they’re on The Hills” and when I passed them, I realized it was Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth. Anyway: just a tip in case you’re coming for a visit). Walking there barefoot is essentially really gross. It’s like going barefoot in Times Square. And listen, I am PRO BARE FEET (barefootedness?). I am barefoot right now. I never wear shoes at home. My living room rug is littered with the shoes I take off the moment I walk in the door! I LOVE BARE FEET. But this is getting f$@#!ing weird, man.
Do we think this is why he and Patricia Arquette broke up?