I kind of liked this — it’s groovy! — until I took a closer look:
And saw a DEMONIC CAT — its nefarious heart glowing with potential evil – out to possess my very soul, sprawled across the front of it. And now that’s all I can see. It’s somewhat unnerving. On the other hand, sometimes that’s exactly what you’re looking for when you open your closet. I don’t know your life.