Welcome to Chippendales is the story of the man who founded the strip empire, played here by Kumail Nanjiani. Welcome to Chip & Dale’s is the Disney attraction I always wanted but never got. There’s also probably a whole other series you could do about Thomas Chippendale, the famed 18th century furniture maker whose cabinets literally did inspire the name of the male revue (they were present in the first-ever venue, which presumably is covered in the series). But maybe he shows up here as a GHOST. I would suggest also a role on Ghosts, but this series is for Hulu, not Paramount Plus. Real missed synergy opportunity there, CBS.

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