We saw these tights once before, on Diane Kruger.
That means we’ve seen them worn by two generally groovy people who — either in their own minds, or in fact — have an ability to sell people on stuff that’s otherwise bonkers. And yet I don’t think either of them nailed it. Diane’s outfit was out of proportion, and Chloe has clearly just joined and/or founded a Henry VIII-themed bike gang. I blame the tights. LEAVE THEM AT HOME.